Geez. Nobody even laughed at my line!
Da Yoot of Août. It's a frikkin masterpiece!
Well, at least I amuse myself.
Anyway, another follow-up to the French Car-Be-Que season that I mentioned yesterday.
Can we safely call it the French Intifadah now?
This article is a little more reality based because it has the missing word in it.
Don't tell anyone. The missing word is Islam. Yah, I know, it's so crazy. Reuters can't figure it out.
Here's the piece from the National Post today.
"The French authorities promised Tuesday to clamp down on a new wave of
civil unrest after one of the most deprived suburbs in the country
descended into "urban guerrilla warfare."
Doesn't that sounds sort of like, ummm-how shall I put this: TERRORISM?
Interestingly, this article-perhaps because it's from the Daily Telegraph and the Brits aren't shy about naming certain urban phenomenon ON THE CONTINENT, there is a mention of who these people are. Who are these rioters?
Who are deese yoots?
Leave it to an academic (what would we do without research) to identify the problem, but come up with the completely wrong explanation and theoretical solution.
"France's future depends on its ability to reintegrate the suburbs
into the national project," said Gilles Kepel, a political scientist and
a specialist in the Muslim world, in a recent report after a year-long
study in Clichy-sous-Bois and Montfermeil, two Paris suburbs where the
2005 riots began."
This is actually an amazing paragraph-stunning in its cognitive dissonance. A masterpiece!
"His report, Suburbs of the Republic, found
Islamic institutions and practices were increasingly displacing those of
the French state, [Ed note: we're good up to here-then, FAIL] which has failed to deliver on its promise of
"equality," and residents increasingly did not see themselves as French."
Mark Steyn notes that when certain acts of "urban guerrilla warfare" (ie: TERRORISM) are committed the earnest weeping leftist masses look for the why.
Damnnit, I'm about the who.
Who are these people, and how can we mitigate their access to our lives?
Who are these people, and how can we stop them?
Who are these people, and how can we prevent our morally lazy politicians from continuing to name the enemy, and coddle the people who so happily slaughter us?
Who has the balls to identify the problem?
(A few people for sure. Mark Steyn, and Allen West for sure.)
PS: ALLEN WEST FOR SECRETARY OF STATE
"Gesture of Tolerance in Germany".
(Head for the hills!!)