Thursday, August 16, 2012

Oh Mah Gawd!

Someone stuck some inflatable dingy boats on Sly Stallone's mom's mouth!


Do they not have real mirrors in Hollyweird? By that, I mean ones that actually show you what you really look like? In real lighting?

I imagine that cosmetic surgeons and cosmetic dermatologists in Hollywood have people on staff whose job it is to say OOOOH THAT LOOKS GREAT, HOW ABOUT ONE MORE SHOT?

Kathy and I were talking about this a few weeks ago, because we have a running e-mail joke about all the Hollywood bimbos and starlets and reality stars and wives of actors who a) are always and forever 39, 40 and 41 and b) somehow look like they are pushing 60.

She sends good ones to me (meaning the OH YAH SHE'S FER SHURRRR 39) and I return the courtesy. 

She suggested that women who are thinking of doing anything cosmetic should be persuaded to do one out of three. Just one. Not more than one thing. That's probably a good idea, but restraint and good judgement does not seem to be the forte of these kinds of broads.

So, yes-getting older sucks in many ways.

However, beclowning oneself with injections and surgeries is actually infinitely worse.