Saturday, August 18, 2012


Apparently, one third of British parents lie about the sleep habits of their children, fearing that their spectacular (totally normal) sleep deprivation and inability to "fix" sleepless nights renders them bad parents.

Only a third are lying? Hooey.

Telling whoppers about baby sleep is one of the most annoying things about parenting.

Babies don't sleep. Sleep deprivation can make you crazy.

No, I don't believe you that your infant slept through the night when he or she was only 5 days old. You are a big, honking, sleep-lusting liar.