Fabulous!
Egypt may begin allowing citizen's arrests against tourists for blasphemy!
Awesome! (Hat tip: Blazing Cat Fur)
I have the perfect antidote.
Don't go to Egypt. Don't spend your hard-earned dollars in any place that is not a democracy. You are waaaay less likely to get arrested that way. British people who go to Dubai are also morons.
Arab spring! It's a beautiful thing.