Monday, May 15, 2017

I'm In Love With This Essay And I Don't Care If You Think That's Weird

I saw this first thing in the morning on Facebook and I thought I would die of smugness and glee.

I basically love every single character of this, INCLUDING THE PUNCTUATION. 

Kurt Schlichter's advice to liberals! Thank G-d liberals never read conservatives because if they actually did read this and it did compute, we'd be in deep doo doo. 

"You look nuts. I mean wacko, zonked out, “Hey, that goldfish is firing a mind control laser at my brain and making me break dance” nuts."

"But don’t stop. No, pump it up. You’re at “11,” and I say take it to “12.”

"This is great!"

"All this insanity is going to help us normals retain power, from your gyno-hat marches to the fake hate crimes to your insistence that the Russians are responsible for everything from Hillary losing the election to the rarely-discussed but well-known liberal epidemic of ED."

"Here’s a little test. It’s been about six months since Trump treated The Smartest Most Accomplished Woman In The World like a NordicTrack treats Harry Reid, and does anyone know even one person who has said, “You know, I voted for Trump, but now after Neil Gorsuch, General Mattis and H.R. McMaster, I really wish I had checked the box for Felonia von Pantsuit?”