OMG: Dying here. (Of course the whole thing is great, read it all).
"Obama is correct that certain cultures believe a man takes on the powers
of whatever he eats. In Liberia, where presidential contests are
somewhat more primal than in this effete republic, Samuel Doe was
captured by some of his eventual successor’s, ah, campaign staff, who
cut off President Doe’s ears and then fed them to him. They then removed
His Excellency’s genitals and wound up in a fight over who should get
them, believing that the still not quite yet late president’s powers
would be transferred to whoever got to chow down on the crown jewels.
I’m not suggesting that President Obama has eaten a human penis,
because, if he had, he’d almost certainly have boasted about it to the
impressionable NPR ninnies who gobbled up his memoirs. But I am
suggesting that Mitt Romney might like to consider it for next year’s
Inauguration Day."
Hahahahahaha!
Actually, the title alone is wickedly eeeeeevil. Super funny.
