Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Nanny Bastards: American Chalk Drawing Edition

If someone tried to arrest me for my kid drawing on a rock or a sidewalk with chalk, I'd probably unleash an f-bomb or two, hopefullyunder my breath though.

America: meet your bureaucrat superiors: 

Behold:

The American Chalk Nazis:

"The parks manager says he'd like to set a date before Thanksgiving. Mortensen's supporters say they're still upset she was charged for letting her daughter draw on the rocks. Police and park leaders say chalk is the same as graffiti"

"There's no way to compare two," Meg McLain with Virginia Cop Block.

"When you spray paint something, it's pretty much there. But when you chalk something, it rains, it's gone. You'll never know."

"It is all the same thing," said James River Park Systems Park Manager, Ralph White.

"A couple of weeks ago, I was covering over pornographic drawings done in chalk. It doesn't matter what the medium is. It's offensive."

You get that?

The Park Chalk Nazis know better than you: children's chalk drawings = pornography.

Apparently, this is the same as porn.


It's all the same!

Americans!

How are you ever going to recover, if your surrender your liberty to the Chalk Police?

Ridiculous.

Every seemingly small encroachment should be fought tooth and nail.

ARGH!