"Anyhow, enough of this evidence-based malarky."
"Time to get this apology out of the way."
any readers who actually followed those instructions at the top of the
column and converted to Islam, I neglected to include an important
warning. Although converting to Islam is extremely easy, converting from
Islam — particularly in the Middle East — may cause beatings, head loss
and death by stoning."
"Looks like you’re stuck with it. Sorry about that."
Via: Blazing Cat Fur