Thursday, August 21, 2014

America's Stupidest People End Up As "Educators"

It's a fact. 

A South Carolina high school student was arrested and his locker searched for weapons and he was charged with a crime and suspended from school after writing a FICTION story about killing his neighbour's DINOSAUR as a HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT.


"A 16-year-old Summerville High School student says he was arrested Tuesday morning and suspended after writing about killing a dinosaur using a gun."

"Alex Stone said he and his classmates were told in class to write a few sentences about themselves, and a "status" as if it was a Facebook page."

"Stone said in his "status" he wrote a fictional story that involved the words "gun" and "take care of business."

"I killed my neighbor's pet dinosaur, and, then, in the next status I said I bought the gun to take care of the business," Stone said.

What a bunch of incompetent moron CHILD ABUSERS. 

FIRE.

THEM. 

ALL. 

"According to police, when Stone was asked by school officials about the comment written on the assignment, he said it was a joke."

Hello dumbass Sommerville, S.C police: DID YOU NOT HEAR THAT DINOSAURS ARE EXTINCT? THERE IS THIS THING CALLED GOOGLE ON THE INTERNET YOU CAN CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELVES. 

"Summerville police officials say Stone was disruptive and was told that he was being detained for disturbing schools."

"Stone was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct. District officials say the student has been suspended."