Gropey Joe Lectures About the Dangers Of Unwanted Sexual Contact

"Unfortunately, at this year’s 88th Academy Award show, Bill Clinton was unavailable to make a public service appearance on behalf of problems associated with non-consensual sex."

"Instead, Vice President Joe Biden took time off from groping women and smooching little girls so that he, Lady Gaga, and a horde of millennials with Magic Marker scribbled on their forearms could raise awareness concerning the problem of campus rape."

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