Wednesday, December 10, 2014

I've Never Hated Mark Steyn More Than At This Moment

Damn you, Mark Steyn. 

You made me picture President Obama doing this!!!!!!!!!

"Maybe he just went down to the National Archives in a Miley Cyrus thong and twerked out his new immigration law in the Constitution's face."

I can forgive Mark Steyn for a lot of things, but this-this is simply unforgiveable!!

WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS, MARK STEYN?!?!?

I'M SENDING MY THERAPY BILLS TO YOU, MISTER.

As I say-I shall never forgive Mark Steyn for that image.

I'm devastated, crumpled up in a little ball, weeping, sucking my thumb in a fetal position, thinking of my age of innocence, just moments ago (I know, that's really hard to imagine, but just work with me here, I'm on a roll..), before all came crashing down in horror...I don't think I shall ever recover... pass the smelling salts, etc...

Well-on second thought, maybe I'll just seethe for a few minutes in complete revulsion. 

Or maybe I'll just mull it over for a few seconds feel totally sick to my stomach and then, well HEY THERE WHADAYA KNOW-I'M TOTALLY OVER IT!!

MARK STEYN, NEVER FEAR, ALL IS FORGIVEN!!!!

RIGHT. 

NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED STEYNFRAU MODE....

*waves*

Do read the whole blog post because it has lots of good stuff in it, especially this particularly pithy summary of Big Climate:

Steyn: "...climate change is the Obama motorcade of international summitry: its bloat is central to its sense of itself".

OH MAH GAWD THAT'S A KEEPER.