Friday, July 24, 2015

"Dear Alberta Human Rights Commission..."

Instant classic. 

Didn't these losers learn their lesson when Ezra Levant kicked their asses in the court of public opinion a few years ago?

Clearly not.

They are going for another round. 


"I thought of sending a simple "fuck you", but I've thought better of it. I take it back: unfuck you. You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss the Law Society of Alberta than be seen with you."

"You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon"

"You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid."

"Writing this in steaming cat piss on a hot summer sidewalk would be too good for you. Writing this in the writhing bodies of one million wingless flies glued to a barn door with cow shit is too good for you. (OK, that part was original. I'm not without generosity.)"

"In closing, I hope this finds you unwell."