This is a freaking work of art.
"Everyone knows that becoming a feminist makes a woman less marriageable, more crass and generally just unpleasant to be around. But does it also make them uglier? Readers have been asking, so I delved into the science to find out."
"Irresponsible celebrity feminists tell women, in a constant orgy of
affirmation, to love themselves no matter what their size or shape and
that no matter what they look like, they are beautiful and “real.” These
supposed role models also encourage women to swarm into traditionally
male occupations and hobbies to prove that women are just as capable of
being computer programmers or lumberjacks as men."
"Such advice is selfish, cruel, and a lie. In fact, if you want to
attract the attention of a high-value potential husband, you’re much
better off doing things that will make you pretty — spending time with
puppies, children and flowers and listening to Mariah Carey ballads —
rather than indulging in today’s dykeish and profanity-laced female