Wednesday, September 30, 2015

In Praise of Beards

Prince Harry (gotta love Prince Harry) is crowned best beard. 

(Not like Oprah's Stedman kind of 'beard' because of Gayle, or the Michelle Obama because of Reggie Love kind of 'beard', silly...REAL beards.)

I for one, am a great fan of trimmed beards and stubble. Not hipster long beard but can't change a flat tire kind of beards.

I cannot stand when men are so close-shaven and oiled that they end up looking like pre-pubescent lads and/or gheyyyyyyyy (insert obligatory 'not that there's anything wrong with that' blah blah blah here).

Why are all the men's clothing ads filled with waif-men who are hairless and oily and shiny?! UGH. Blech.

For real and not for joking: men should not be shiny and hairless. Special exemptions made for backs, though.