Friday, October 17, 2014

Mark Steyn Talks Tough! (MODERATELY AROUSING WARNING....)

Geez, I wish I had a dollar for every time someone said something nasty about me-I'd be rich. 

If you are even a moderately 'successful' public figure, you have to wear the insults like a gosh darned laurel, with much pride-especially when you figure out the common denominator amongst your critics. Then you can really have a good laugh.

(Best example remains the inscription made to Mark Steyn by the Saudi Ambassador to America.) 

Anyhoo, Mark Steyn talks about the exquisitely fragile temperament of this Mann fellow. 

There are some little updates about the case, blah blah, you know WHATEVERSVILLLE, toilet of justice, blah blah blah.

The real story is...wait for it....

Real men pushing harder!

"when the going gets tough, real men don't whine like a big ninny about one-star reviews on Amazon, they just push their Christmas disco CD even harder."

EXQUEEEEZE ME?!?!??!?!

(Please?!??!)

SORRY CAN WE JUST HIT THE PAUSE BUTTON FOR A MOMENT???

IS IT HOT IN HERE???

I MEAN FOR REAL?!?!

OH IT'S THE DISCO CHRISTMAS CD SILLY ME HAHAHAHAHAH WHOOOOOOPSIE!

(It's very good, BTW, do order it, rest assured you can trust this Jew on Christmas music...we own the genre, baby...) 

Nevermind. 

So where were we? 

Right! Carry on with your day while I get a glass of cold water.

BUY NEW BOOK, TOO.