Wednesday, November 12, 2014

It's Art, You Primitive Philistines!

Ontario strip club awarded $100,000 "arts grant".

And what could possibly be wrong with that? 

"Pam Horvath is the owner of The Blue Moon and in an interview with This is That, vehemently defended why she is worthy of receiving the grant."

"What happens in my club is art," said Horvath 
"I've seen some pretty artsy, avant-gardy stuff in Toronto that has plenty of nudity and they don't catch grief for receiving arts funding, so you tell me what the difference is!"

When asked what The Blue Moon will do with the money, Ms Horvath insisted it would be put to good use:

 "We're gonna get a big time choreographer from Kingston and create new routines that will have folks lining up at the door."