"WASHINGTON, D.C. – Senior U.S. officials are literally calling “fowl”
after the Thanksgiving turkey pardoned by President Obama publicly
defected to the Middle Eastern terrorist group ISIS."
" Popcorn the Turkey, now calling himself Babakurn al-Turki, was
pardoned from the dinner table only yesterday by President Obama
in a public ceremony at the White House. Normally the pardoned bird is
sent along with its competitor to live out its remaining days at Morven
Park’s Turkey Hill in Leesburg, Virginia."
"However, U.S. officials have now admitted that al-Turki instead
hijacked an Osprey out of Andrews Air Force Base in nearby Maryland and
flew like a bat out of hell to Syria."
"A group of senior intelligence officials and ornithologists with
birds-eye surveillance of the war-torn country have suggested he
is nesting in Raqqah or across the northern border in another