Alright.
This is apparently not a joke.
These "hipster", "men" of Brooklyn are getting facial hair transplants.
I can't say whether I should laugh or cry.
I suppose I should be happy that men want to look more manly.
But the fact that they can't grow their own beards is killing my buzz.
Viva la beard!
Viva la stubble!
But transplanted?
Meh.