OK, fine I'll answer my own question.
Q: What the hell is going on in Australia?
A: Diversity! Multiculturalism! Celebrate it, baby.
My pal scaramouche notices that Hitler is beating Mark Steyn in Australia.
By coincidence, a lovely Australian reader just e-mailed me the following four stories from Down Under.
Father, 61 says he did nothing wrong by letting his 12 year old daughter marry a man twice her age.
"Australian" child brides raped and beaten in epidemic child "marriage" across NSW.
Creepy Imam charged over even creepier child "wedding" (i.e religiously sanctioned kidnapping and rape).
And this one (by subscription, but the headline tells enough):
Forced underage "marriage" a common story.
HO HUM NOTHING TO SEE HERE.