Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Travel Alert!

Americans are being warned not to travel anywhere because it's not safe (must be Climate Change).

So, just stay at home and shut up, or you can curl up with a fuzzy blanket in your room, and suck your thumb in a fetal position while listening to Kenny G.

For your convenience, a non-stop stream of belligerent, murderous, raping, pedophile, illiterate, Third World immigrants will be delivered to your doorstep, so you don't have to make the trip abroad to get murdered.