Someone ratted us out to Hamas, again!!!
Never mind Passover, what am I supposed to do about getting some good, juvenile, gentile blood for my Chanukah latkes?
Any volunteers or anyone who is really, really, sick of their "loved one" or hey-how about that mother-in-law, and wants a discrete solution-please send me an e-mail, it's laura@nobloodformatzos.com
(That's my dummy corporation, to fake out the haters-clever, right?)
MANY THANKS.
This is serious business, people.
I'm calling an emergency meeting of the Elders of Zion to put the fear of G-d back into people. This is totally unacceptable.
I bet it was one of those shift-shaping Jews again.
I mean I am devious, but the shift-shaping ones are really, freaking deadly Jooooooooooz.
Anyone got bail money?
