The time it takes to get from "Allahu Akbar, I kill you infidels, BOOM, BANG BANG BANG" to "I'll Ride With You".
(Which Kathy Shaidle suspects is "total bullshit". Me, too.)
I have a couple of hashtags for the occassion!
#I'mSoTerriblyCompletelyBoredByYou
#It'sAlwaysAboutThem