Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Heartache: ISIS Offers Marriage Counselling to Disuade Jihadi Brides From Leaving

As I often say: Marriage counselling is the last act in End of Marriage Kabuki Theatre.  

The only other thing that comes remotely as close to signalling the end of a marriage is the dreaded "Renewing Our Vows" extravaganza. 

My dear friend "K", once told me that when his first (now ex) wife insisted that they go to marriage counselling to save their marriage yada yada yada, he told her outright that he didn't need to pay for an angry lesbian in an ugly sweater to tell him that he is an asshole, that he already knew that he was an asshole thankyouverymuch.

I think you understand my position on "marriage therapy" now...

Anyway, apparently ISIS is really struggling with keeping the home fires burning.