Laugh while you cry:
"...everyone involved in this sorry excuse for a sex scandal seems to have
been too busy emailing each other to have had any sex."
"The FBI was
initially reported to have printed out 20,000 to 30,000 pages of emails
and other communications between Gen. John Allen, U.S. commander in
Afghanistan, and Jill Kelley of Tampa, one-half of a pair of identical
twins dressed like understudies for the CENTCOM mess hall production of
"Keeping Up With The Kardashians." Thirty thousand pages! The complete
works of Shakespeare come to about three-and-a-half-thousand pages, but
American officials can't even have a sex scandal without getting bogged
down in the paperwork."