*Language alert x ELEVENTY BAZILLION!*
Not for the muthuhf&king faint of heart!
Happy Chanukah, b*tiches!
Too funny-first candle of Chanukah is Saturday December 8th after sundown.
PS: Added BONUS SEEEKRIT JEW TRICK FOR CUTTING ONIONS
Bubbaleh-you don't need to cry when you cut onions!
Here is an Ancient Hungarian Jewish Secret for cutting onions without crying.
Take a match, put it between your teeth with the sulphur side OUT.
Now cut the onions. For some reason, it cuts the teary vapors in the onion or whatever.
(Dammit Jim, I'm a suburban Jewish Mom and writer not a scientist...)
Anyway-I didn't believe it till I did it, and it works-every time.
This was shared with me by a feisty Hungarian Jew, rest her soul, in Israel at a gorgeous kibbutz in the south. Try it-it works!