Friday, November 30, 2012

Bubala Please Hanukah

OK, this is completely hilarious. I snorted out loud when I watched it.

*Language alert x ELEVENTY BAZILLION!* 

Not for the muthuhf&king faint of heart!

Happy Chanukah, b*tiches!

Too funny-first candle of Chanukah is Saturday December 8th after sundown.


PS: Added BONUS SEEEKRIT JEW TRICK FOR CUTTING ONIONS

Bubbaleh-you don't need to cry when you cut onions!

Here is an Ancient Hungarian Jewish Secret for cutting onions without crying.

Take a match, put it between your teeth with the sulphur side OUT.

Now cut the onions. For some reason, it cuts the teary vapors in the onion or whatever.

(Dammit Jim, I'm a suburban Jewish Mom and writer not a scientist...)

Anyway-I didn't believe it till I did it, and it works-every time.

This was shared with me by a feisty Hungarian Jew, rest her soul, in Israel at a gorgeous kibbutz in the south. Try it-it works!