"Saudi husband's family calls for divorce after woman caught kissing camel."
Yeah, don't you hate it when that happens?
Meanwhile in Sweden, puzzled locals ask who could be this cruel to a little, virgin goat?
GEE I HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE!
But don't worry, local police have been contacted:
"We have contacted police but they have got a hard job to find the kind of person who does things like this," he said.
Right, cannot imagine who on earth would be raping living things in Sweden. It's a real mystery.
In "no Islamic terror to see here" Paris:
Hmm. Open fire on a "driver"?
Then, we read further down and realize:
Vehicular jihad is has arrived in Paris.
France was totally chill about vehicular jihad when it only happened to Jews, in Israel.
Alas, mes amis-what starts with Jews never ends with Jews.
Surely a coincidence.
