Absolutely hilarious.
I posted earlier this week that Canadian bureaucrats are demanding more Canadian content in porn.
Such a fabulous use of taxpayer's dollars, EH?!?!?!
"Doing the Jobs Canadians Won't Do" is funny stuff.
Not only Canadian content is needed, but there must be equal access porn for all disabilities:
"As for that business about "failing to close-caption said pornography",
Canadian porn channels are supposed to provide both closed-captioning of
moans and groans for deaf porn aficionados and, for the blind, "audio
description" of the sex acts being performed."
What could possibly be wrong with that?
It's a bit of outrageous Steynian comic relief from the absolute drudgery and legalities of the week at Ezra Levant's libel trial.
For more on the trial and commentary on America, and the world (spoiler alert-EVERYTHING IS GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET, HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!), check out the transcript from Steyn's regular appearance on Hugh Hewitt's radio show.
(Always good nuggets in these interviews.)
And here is my favourite:
Behold!
Mark Steyn on one of the gassiest gasbags on the planet, Thomas Friedman of the New York Times:
"How are you going to get all this gas to Europe? Putin’s gas is next
door to Europe? How’s he going to get all this great American gas over
to Europe? Is he going to put that on a container ship? Is the great
gas, a lot of his floating above Thomas Friedman’s column most of the
time, is he going to put that gas on a container ship and ship it to
Europe? "
"I mean, that’s the sort of facile arrogance of a
highly-parochial columnist, that the issue with Ukraine is that Ukraine
is like Mexico or Canada to America. It’s a backyard problem. And
Friedman, who just fits his usual globaloney generalities to whatever
specific topic he’s writing about, doesn’t seem to realize that there’s a
real place called the Crimea, where real things are going on, and his
generalized thesis that you know, countries with a McDonald’s don’t go
to war with each other, or whatever cockamamie thesis it is this week,
doesn’t actually apply to the specifics of the situation."
Reality is for SUCKERS, baby!!!
Theory is where it's at!!
