Your moral and intellectual and Twerkology 101 superiors.
I guess that there is a high demand for people who major in Miley Cyrus studies in university!?!?
LOTS OF JOBS IN THAT FIELD?
(Strippers? Twerkers? Hostesses?)
I hope the kids in the class are also taught the phrases "would you like fries with that" and "how would you like your coffee" you know, as a fallback plan.