Well and truly screwed.
"Firebrand cleric buys church hall in idyllic English countryside to broadcast vile rants to the Middle East."
By "firebrand cleric" I'm pretty sure they mean raving, frothing, Jew-hating, West-loathing imam.
By "vile rants", can you even imagine what they *actually* mean but are not, you know, saying?!??!