Courtesy of Israeli Ambassador to Israel Arthur Lenk, I found out this morning that somehow, Ashgar Bukhari is onto us JOOOOOOZ AND OUR SEEKRIT JOOOOOOZ SMELL ONCE AGAIN!!!
I hope he doesn't find the Jews in his cornflakes and sandwiches, too! Those ones are MUCH harder to find.
Really, Bukhari is probably still pissed at Lenk about the SEEKRIT EVIL SHOEISH CONSPIRACY, WHEN HE stole Bukhari's shoe in that secret Jew-swiping shoe way that ONLY us grubby, evil Zionists know how to do.
The question is WHO TIPPED OFF Bukhari about the Galloway affair???
WHO IS THE JOOOOOO RAT FINK NOW?!?!?!
We changed the handshake, we changed the bloody password and the secret dance move (hora-too obvious???) and STILL Bukhari out maneuvers us?!?!
WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT?!?!?!
And when Bukhari says SMELLS LIKE ISRAEL what could he possibly mean?!?!I wonder if @AsgharBukhari smells something because he has been missing a shoe since last June. #MossadStoleMyShoe https://t.co/SfGBDJj4rg— Arthur Lenk (@ambassadorlenk) April 7, 2016
His cunning olfactory sense even gives him the ability to SMELL ISRAEL!!!!
DAS SCHMEKS GUT!! JA! JA!!!
SMELLS LIKE DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOZ!!!!!!!!
EAU DA JOOOOOZ?!??!
But have no fear, I have already been in touch with Ambassador Lenk and we agreed (AND DON'T TELL ANYONE THIS OK, JUST KEEP IT TO YOURSELVES!!) that we need to convene an urgent, super, ultimate Top Seeeeekrit ZOG Mossad Israel-Jew Smell Committee Meeting, DEFCON LEVEL BAGEL, I REPEAT: DEFCON LEVEL BAGEL in Jerusalem, you know in the secret nuclear-war proof anti-Chambers under the Wailing Wall!!!!!
GET YOUR FINE ZOG TUCHUSES (TUCHI??) OVER TO JERUSALEM STAT!!!!!
***** LEVEL ELEVENTY GAZILLION OY VEY ALERT ALERT ******
SCRAMBLE DA JOOOOOZ!!!!
And hey, maybe while we are there at the meeting we can figure out where to get some fresh, young gentile blood (SCHLURRRRP) for Passover matzot because times are REALLY tough and Passover is fast approaching.
Now, print out this post and chew it up and swallow it or burn it, so there's no trace of it.
**JEW SMELL ZOG MOM OVER AND OUT**
I REPEAT OVER AND OUT.