American sushi is being imprisoned by the morons of Elfin Safety!
That's British talk for "Health and Safety".
But Canadians like me would maybe just call this COMPLETELY BATSH&T CRAZY STUFF.
Never mind the polar bears. Forget about them.
We must now all work together to FREE AMERICAN SUSHI!
FREE AMERICAN SUSHI!!!
Long live human hand made sashimi and rolls and sushi!
I can tolerate a lot of stuff, but gosh darn it-anyone messing with my sushi is messing with the wrong gal.
VIVA SUSHI AND DRY RED WINE!
(Hat tip: Dennis Prager)