But it's REALLY REALLY FOR REAL.
The comments are hysterical, I almost peed reading them, and the Twitter responses are so funny.
The best is from the Ambassador of Israel to South Africa. It's frickin' magnificent:
And another wicked comment that I read was "I've got your shoe. If you want it back, put $2 million in unmarked bills in a briefcase. Otherwise, the other shoe gets it."
Douglas Murray warns: Hold on to your shoes!
We demand the release of all chop liver held captive or the shoe swims with the gefilte fish! #MossadStoleMyShoe pic.twitter.com/0ptFq2ci6Q— SussexFriendsIsrael (@SussexFriends) June 14, 2015
Listen up men, this is your target, do not return until it has been acquired #MossadStoleMyShoe pic.twitter.com/ASHii5o3rR— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) June 13, 2015