Tuesday, June 2, 2015

OK One More Crazy Caitlin Story Because Damn, I Wish I Had Thought Of This....

I am seriously so SO SO SO MAD AT MYSELF for not thinking of a certain phrase in this article instead of Matt Walsh.

I mean LIKE REALLY, ARGH CRAP WISH I HAD COINED THE PHRASE.

I know I could have stolen it liberated it but that's just WRONG.

But I love it just the same.

Background:

Last night a bunch of my friends and I were talking over e-mail about how this Jenner thing is an indication of civilization collapsing.

Our world collapses in front of our eyes, not with a whimper or a bang-but with a CHOP CHOP!

With castration!?!?! I guess that's apt.

One of my buddies said that he notices that the more outlandish the claim ("this is my true me", "reborn", "true spirit", "real me" blah blah blah) the more we are expected to totally suspend our disbelief, our knowledge that this is TOTAL CRAP and the crazier the concept, the more vehemently the crazies DEMAND our total submission and deference to The Crazy.

I thought, hell yah, that's smart.

And then this, and Matt Walsh, seriously dude-a master stroke. 

"This is a battle for reality, people. Get your heads in the game."

This is a battle for reality.

EXACTLY. 

DONE.

FINISHED.

OY.